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Saturday, March 14, 2020

Alternatives for Toilet Paper

Here is your list of your TP alternatives! 
Make note!

  1. Tissues
  2. Paper towels 
  3. Napkins
  4. Fast food napkins
  5. Baby wipes
  6. Washcloths 
  7. Leaves(don't grab the poison ivy)
  8. Tree bark
  9. Pine cones
  10. CVS receipts (that's about 4 feet of real estate)
  11. All those coloring pages your kids bring home...
  12. Socks
  13. Junk mail
  14. Newspaper
  15. High gloss magazine page
  16. In your anger of schools closing, use your child's homework. 
  17. Temporary tattoos 
  18. Tortillas
  19. Coffee filters
  20. Bidet
In all seriousness just hop in that shower...


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